Matt's friend Greg got a motorcycle recently and he brought it over to show us. Matthew went for a quick ride around the neighborhood and came back saying that he wouldn't mind owning one. I told him that if he has a midlife crisis that he should get a little two-seater convertable that we could enjoy together (I don't like motorcycles).

I don't know what it is about men and motorcycles...It is some dream that I keep telling Dennis to keep dreaming...it's never going to happen buddy! I don't like them either!
ReplyDeleteSoon after I had Rachel, my brother Mike showed up at my house wanting to take me for a ride on his bosses crotch rocket! I wasn't thinking at all because I took him up on it! I thought I was going to die! All I could think of is "how is he going to stop!" I will fly over his head and leave my newborn and 16 month old alone with Dennis! Let me tell you...I will never trust my brother again and he will always remember the few choice words that I screemed in his ear as I saw my live flash before my eyes!
Motorcycles are death traps for sure. I know that someday Chris will probably die riding his. He almost killed himself on his when he did $7k of damage to it the summer before Alice was born. I don't get on it with him EVER.
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